Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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