There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Fuck appropriateness.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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