If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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