btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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