escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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