i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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