Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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