Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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