It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here