I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime