I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My bed smells like the plague
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
