Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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