Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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