Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
