so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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