I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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