I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
