is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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