she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Do plants get herpes?
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