Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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