We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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