YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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