Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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