I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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