Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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