I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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