Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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