I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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