what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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