just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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