your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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