we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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