I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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