Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He has the fingertips of a God
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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