I got chris browned last night
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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