Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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