Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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