Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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