i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I look better un-naked...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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