all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
