I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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