Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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