im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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