Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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