Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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