I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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