Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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