Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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