I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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