I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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