All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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