She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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