I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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