What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He felt like a one man threesome
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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