Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Rumble strips road head = magical
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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