He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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