Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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