he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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