She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just googled if crying burns calories
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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