I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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