i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Shame is for Republicans.
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